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Eucalyptus’ US buyer Hims & Hers is in a world of pain right now.
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Aussie weight-loss unicorn Eucalyptus is being eaten up by a US company battling ongoing legal drama, a surge in short sellers, and a spiralling share price, reports Capital Brief.
Shares in San Francisco-headquartered Hims & Hers have more than halved since the start of 2026 as it grapples with legal issues, competition pressure and revenue concerns. The stock was pushed even lower on Tuesday after the company reported its fourth-quarter earnings.
Some USD910 million, or $1.3 billion of the $1.6 billion Eucalyptus sale price comprises deferred payments that could be paid in Hims & Hers equity, under the terms of the deal.

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